/u/Educational-Fill-158 on Listen up, universe, my daughter is bougie. On. A. Budget.

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Bless her heart. Her magical, woodland fairy daughter could go find herself an inspirational job at the mall. There she can change the life of one customer at a time. Her personal growth and spiritual enlightenment depend upon the fine art of performing customer service without losing her resilient little mind. She can learn to budget and save in order to make all of her champagne dreams and caviar wishes come true. This future world savior needs a fabulous job because majestic sphynx cats are expensive and high maintenance. They need weekly baths, nails done, and ear cleanings. They need regular heart screenings. They also need to stay out of direct sunlight or need to wear kitty sunscreen. Their diet has to be high quality for their skin and body temperature to be of optimum health. I'm sure Snow White's momma over here isn't prepared for any of that if she can't even purchase the cat. I'm sure some greedy breeder will somehow find kindness in their cold, shriveled, heart for this teenaged beacon of light and hope. After all, this shimmering, golden unicorn-child is not like other girls or other kids for that matter. Bougie indeed. Edit: I promise this isn't AI. 😆